Mad as Fire

Have you EVER been SOOOO mad that you couldn't think straight? You know the mad, that just makes a different side of you come out? It makes you truly throw caution to the wind, and no matter who is around or where you are, you don't care because you are THAT MAD? Me too!
But have you ever been THAT MAD and then done or said something that just ruins it?
Like slam open a door as you storm through it, only to have it bounce off the wall at 100mph and slam you in the face? Or, have you gone to grab something that contains a cord or string, only you weren't thinking about that and therefore get whipped with the cord;most likely in the face! Or have you started to YELL at someone, be it the person who made you mad or just some innocent bystander, and you miss speak and it went from being an angry out lash to fighting back laughter, because lets face it saying assher instead of asshole, is funny!
I know everyone has been there...and it makes you even more mad.
But watching someone else do this....is just hilarious!!! FYI!