NOT ME MONDAY!!!!

NOT ME MONDAY, is the result of one very wise woman and her journey with many small children taking us through her hilarious acts of things she DID NOT DO! Please read below for the things that I did NOT do this week, and hop on over to MckMama's BLOG for some real fun of your own!

This weeks things seem so absolutely silly that I most certainly did NOT, could not, and would NOT, have done them...and wouldn't admit if I had!

For starters, I certainly didn't send my sweet son to his Memaws house so I could watch my Steelers win their 6th (yes folks you read that right) Super Bowl Victory! A big WHOOP WHOOP to them!
Luckily I also didn't make an agreement with Koby that if he could have French Fries and watermelon for dinner,and I certainly didn't agree to that for lunch the next day.That would just be gross,and wouldn't the french fries cancel out the nutritional value of the watermelon...and really,who wants that?
I didn't secretly cheer at the prospect of being able to take a nap now that Koby is going to school for a full day, like a BIG BOY! What kind of Mother would do that? NOT ME!
I am happy to report that I did NOT lie to my husband about the theme of a movie just to get him to watch it with me, and then totally act confused when it wasn't at all about said lie. WHO does that?
Possibly the MOST embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me, DID NOT happen this week.I didn't go to work, and work for nearly 4 hours before one of my employees said to me, in front of a large number of people(all who work directly FOR me)...and I quote..."OH my GOD Courtney,is your shirt on Inside out?"? And I most certainly did not want to die, and kill her at the same time, but all I could manage to do was DIE LAUGHING! NOT ME. I would never be so tired and absent minded to do such a thing!
I did not start my 9 day vacation on Saturday!!!!NEVER!!!!
I didn't start laying out my clothes Sunday night for work the following week, because I am not THAT forgetful, and after all HOW could a person forget they were on vacation???
I also didn't play outside with my sweet boy and Husband ALL afternoon Sunday, Because it most CERTAINLY wasn't in the high 70's all day on February 8th, and my two fair skinned men absolutely did not get a little bit sunburned! NO WAY!
And last but CERTAINLY not least I didn't CRY, when I accidentally stood Koby too close to the edge of his bed to change him into shorts (that's right people it was 75 degrees in February today) for playing outside that he fell off his bed and into his wall,and hurt his precious little back! I would never do such a thing, because I am a perfect mother,and had I had a careless moment I would never post about how I genuinely shed tears over my poor baby being hurt! Nor would I admit that every time int he last 4 years he has gotten hurt and I was there to witness it that my eyes fill with tears immediately!
That is all I got this week folks, and trust me it is quite enough! Don't judge me though. I am sure there are plenty of things that you would like to share that didn't happen to YOU this week! SO go on over to Mckmama's blog and tell the world all about it!!! GO ahead....I dare ya!