Excuses, excuses!

These excuses came from a recent survey done at Careerbuilder.com. Some are funny...some are stupid, and some are actually pretty good! What do you think?

Here is what I think...


# Employee didn’t want to lose the parking space in front of his house.
-but losing his job was okay?
# Employee hit a turkey while riding a bike.
Dude..how fast were you doing on that bike?
# Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was “all better now."
SHEW...that was a close call!
# Employee donated too much blood.
Was red cross being greedy?
# Employee’s dog was stressed out after a family reunion.
sooo...what is the problem?
# Employee was kicked by a deer.
the only thing worse that getting kicked by a deer..is getting punched by a moose!
o Employee contracted mono after kissing a mailroom intern at the company holiday party and suggested the company post some sort of notice to warn others who may have kissed him.
no..it seems like YOU are the only one stupid enough to do that!
o Employee swallowed too much mouthwash.
...intentionally because he ran out of liquor!
o Employee’s wife burned all his clothes and he had nothing to wear to work.
were you naked during this arson? What happened to the clothes you were wearing while she torched your wardrobe?
o Employee’s toe was injured when a soda can fell out of the refrigerator.
where was the refrigerator...on the 18th story balcony....otherwise you need to get your ass to work!
o Employee was up all night because the police were investigating the death of someone discovered behind her house.
...officer I would like to report a crime...my employee is a COMPLETE idiot!
o Employee’s psychic told her to stay home.
Did she happen to mention anything about an unexpected career change?